I swear, I have the weirdest family sometimes. They crack me up with things they say. Here are few of the more recent ones ...
"If you get married again, I'm moving out." -- Neil
"I dreamt you put me in a mental hospital." -- Rick
"They were feeding me liver, onions, and pancakes." -- Rick
"Do the eggs come out of their butts?" -- Nathan
"When I push on my eyeballs, I see cities." -- Neil
"I dreamt teeth were growing out of my tongue!" -- Nathan
"Where did my eyelashes go?" -- Rick
"Maybe we should get a puppy." -- Nathan
I have to admit, that last one made me laugh the hardest. A puppy -- yeah, right. Who needs a puppy when I have a houseful of clowns?